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India is full of terrorists. Muslims shoot people in hotels and at railway stations in Bombay. They plant bombs wherever possible. Hindus burn down mosques. They murder Muslims. If I lived in India I would be a terrorist too. I would blow up mosques and Hindu temples without slightest hesitation. Because when every evening crazed Imam is preaching till one in the morning in the mosque courtyard under your window or when at half past for in the morning they start singing names of divine mother in the Hindu temple just across the street – then, eventually, you crack. And you want blood ;)

In the name of peaceful sleep!